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Dresden Meyer. Private awesomesauce. I'm weird, love music and am passionate about writing. Hmu if you're down for a bike ride.

Still... where the fuck is my ask button...?

yellowberet:

ghostmoritz:

yellowberet:

our friend noah

almost got mugged today

they were like “give us your money”

and he literally was like “no thanks?” and WALKED AWAY

and it worked

WHAT THE FUCK????

me and my friend were walking down the street and she had her phone in her back pocket and she felt someone take it and she immediately turned around, grabbed his arm, and said “phone.” and he just gave it back

WEAK-ASS MUGGERS GOD PULL YOURSELVES TOGETHER

(via iamaglitch)

queenofslash:

demon-deans-meatstick:

warpsbyherself:

gallouvich:

justemoiici:

clannyphantom:

icarly-official:

backdoorteenmom:

Don’t be surprised when they bring a gun to school

that’s not even complicated you literally add 26 and 19 then simplify 2025 over 45 to be 45/1 then multiply 24 and 45 making it 1080 then add 1080 and 47 and unlock the iPad with the passcode 1-1-2-7 god bless

looks like we found ourselves a nerd

looks like we found someone capable of basic math

how is that basic math

this is basic math

behold 
the american school system

no actually i’m a year 11 grade A maths british student and i wouldn’t be able to do this without putting the whole thing in a calculator

queenofslash:

demon-deans-meatstick:

warpsbyherself:

gallouvich:

justemoiici:

clannyphantom:

icarly-official:

backdoorteenmom:

Don’t be surprised when they bring a gun to school

that’s not even complicated you literally add 26 and 19 then simplify 2025 over 45 to be 45/1 then multiply 24 and 45 making it 1080 then add 1080 and 47 and unlock the iPad with the passcode 1-1-2-7 god bless

looks like we found ourselves a nerd

looks like we found someone capable of basic math

how is that basic math

this is basic math

behold 

the american school system

no actually i’m a year 11 grade A maths british student and i wouldn’t be able to do this without putting the whole thing in a calculator

(via trappedwithinmymind47)

phils-mum-and-llama-placentas:

veteasabertu:

Famous company logos on non-matching products

I feel so uncomfortable

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If you have a crush on me, anonymously tell me why.

barag0n:

shit gets real

No messages bitches

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Some people have lives; some people have music.

John Green, Will Grayson, Will Grayson (via kushandwizdom)

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cvldesacs:

the wonder years // hoodie weather
mine. 

cvldesacs:

the wonder years // hoodie weather

mine. 

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